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Our tiny wizard, in a slightly-too-big pink hat, hops onto the table with a happy little \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e. Sits. Tucks in their beans. \u003cstrong\u003eStares into your soul with enormous, sparkly eyes.\u003c\/strong\u003e One soft, toe-beaned paw reaches out, slowly, sweetly, like a magician who has never once been told no and listened. Boop. The mug wobbles. You whisper \"\u003cstrong\u003eplease\u003c\/strong\u003e.\" The cat blinks at you, very lovingly, and \u003cstrong\u003egravity does the rest.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars believe this spell has been cast \u003cstrong\u003emore times than anyone can count\u003c\/strong\u003e since the invention of shelves. No cat has ever apologized. Most were rewarded with chin scratches within the minute, thanks to the spell's \u003cstrong\u003esecondary effect, Cutenus Overwhelmus\u003c\/strong\u003e: it is scientifically impossible to stay mad at a face that round.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. 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Big mistake. Our tiny wizard found it, and now there are \u003cstrong\u003eneat little tongue stripes\u003c\/strong\u003e all along one side, like someone carefully sculpted it. She is licking her lips. She regrets nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eButterus Lickus is a forbidden spell, because you'll only discover it after you've buttered your toast. Scholars recommend a butter dish with a lid. She's already working on the lid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick her on your laptop, far from the butter dish. 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