{"title":"Funny Cat Mom Gifts","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the cat mom whose lap is always taken, whose chair is never hers and whose clothes are lovingly covered in fur. These wizard cat tees and stickers capture the sweet, silly spells her cat casts every day. A gift she will actually wear, straight from the Spellbook.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-seo-nav\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot sure where to start? Beginner spells in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cantrip-spells\"\u003eCantrips: Beginner Spells\u003c\/a\u003e are gentle crowd pleasers, while \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/forbidden-spells\"\u003eForbidden Spells: Do Not Cast\u003c\/a\u003e suits the cat parent whose cat is a menace. You can also browse \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\"\u003eGifts for Cat Lovers\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/t-shirts\"\u003eWearable Spells: Wizard Cat Tees\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\"\u003ePocket Spells: Wizard Cat Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sticker-sheets\"\u003eSticker Sheets\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"bellyus-trapus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Bellyus Trapus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 3 (the page that is soft and fluffy and a trap)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eBellyus Trapus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Easy, because you never learn)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eRight when you think it's safe\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 fluffy belly, 4 hidden claws, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 percent chance you resist\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBehold: a tiny wizard on her back, pink hat tipped over one ear, paws curled up, belly floof out for all to see. It is \u003cstrong\u003ethe softest thing in the entire universe\u003c\/strong\u003e. Her sparkly eyes look at you. Her little toe beans wiggle. She gives a sweet, inviting \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e. You reach out your hand. Closer. Closer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd then: \u003cstrong\u003eGOTCHA.\u003c\/strong\u003e Four paws wrap around your arm like a fuzzy bear trap, and tiny bunny kicks begin. Scholars have been warning humans about Bellyus Trapus for centuries. Not one human has ever listened. You will reach for the belly again tomorrow. We all will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. 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Our tiny wizard hops into your lap, kneads a little nest with her toe beans, circles three times, and lies down. Then she turns on the engine. \u003cstrong\u003eRrrrrrrrr.\u003c\/strong\u003e It is so loud the couch hums. Your coffee ripples. Her sparkly eyes slowly close in total happiness, and every so often she lets out a sleepy \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e between rumbles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars of the lap have measured the Purrus Engineus at about the strength of a tiny tractor. You cannot move now. If you move, the purr stops. \u003cstrong\u003eYou will not be the one who stops the purr.\u003c\/strong\u003e Your plans are cancelled. You've never been happier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. 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Very slowly.\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 slow blink, 1 sleepy sigh, and \u003cstrong\u003ean unlimited supply of love\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAcross the room, our tiny pink wizard catches your eye. She looks at you. She closes her sparkly eyes. Slowly. She opens them again. Slowly. Little floating hearts drift up around her purple hat. This is \u003cstrong\u003ethe most powerful spell a cat knows\u003c\/strong\u003e, and it means one thing: \u003cem\u003eI love you, human.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars recommend you blink back, just as slowly. If you do, she may wander over with a tiny \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e and bonk her head against your hand. 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She tucks her paws in, wraps her tail around and sits so neatly that she is no longer a cat. She is \u003cstrong\u003ea perfect little loaf of bread\u003c\/strong\u003e, golden and fluffy, with a mint starry hat on top and two sparkly eyes peeking out. A soft, toasty \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e comes from somewhere in the middle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars of the bakery say there has never been a better loaf. Do not slice. Do not butter. \u003cstrong\u003eOnly pat gently on the top.\u003c\/strong\u003e She stays this way for hours, warm and smug, and absolutely nobody can be sure where her legs went.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick the spell on your laptop, water bottle or notebook. 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A tiny wizard in a green hat climbs onto your lap, turns around three times, and melts into a warm purring loaf. You are now \u003cstrong\u003elegally stuck\u003c\/strong\u003e. One sparkly eye peeks open, very smug, as if to say: \u003cem\u003emrrp, you live here now.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is \u003cstrong\u003eLapus Imprisonus\u003c\/strong\u003e, the coziest prison in the world. Need the bathroom? Too bad. Phone on the table? It's gone now. Leg asleep? You are a chair. No human has ever broken this spell, because moving a sleeping cat is against the rules of the universe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. 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