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It is clean. It was poured with love. Our tiny wizard has never looked at it once. Instead she hops onto the bathroom sink, sits like a very proper little loaf, and stares at the faucet with \u003cstrong\u003ehuge, sparkly, hopeful eyes\u003c\/strong\u003e until one single drop forms. \u003cem\u003eBlip.\u003c\/em\u003e Tiny pink tongue. \u003cem\u003eBlip.\u003c\/em\u003e Tiny pink tongue. A happy little \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e echoes off the tiles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars of the bathroom arts believe faucet water is enchanted, because it tastes of \u003cstrong\u003eeffort and forbidden places\u003c\/strong\u003e. Leave the tap running for her and she will walk away instantly. It has to be a drip. It has to be \u003cem\u003eher\u003c\/em\u003e drip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick the spell on your laptop, water bottle or notebook. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e leaving the bathroom tap on \"just a little,\" explaining to guests why your cat won't drink from a bowl, and a deep respect for tiny tongues. 💧\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67882971463879,"sku":"27549136390021185110","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67882971496647,"sku":"16716206541144733701","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67882971529415,"sku":"97438514410164970100","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67882971562183,"sku":"32304087195417574619","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/18251615185246541072_1200.jpg?v=1791743065"},{"product_id":"bowlus-emptus-apocalypsus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Bowlus Emptus Apocalypsus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 4 (the page with crumbs around the edges)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eBowlus Emptus Apocalypsus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Easy, and deeply tragic)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThirty seconds after breakfast\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 almost-full bowl, 1 tiny empty spot, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 calories missing, apparently\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur tiny wizard sits beside her food bowl. 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You blink. And there she is: a tiny wizard in a pink hat, already sitting by the milk with huge sparkly eyes, as if she has lived there all along. Nobody saw her walk in. Nobody ever does. She just gives a polite little \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e and stares at the cheese.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is \u003cstrong\u003eFridgeus Teleportus\u003c\/strong\u003e, the oldest spell in the kitchen spellbook of cats. Range: anywhere in the house. Trigger: the faintest sound of a fridge seal. Toe beans touch the cold shelf, and the cheese is somehow already gone. You will close the fridge slower next time. It will not help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. 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