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Most were rewarded with chin scratches within the minute, thanks to the spell's \u003cstrong\u003esecondary effect, Cutenus Overwhelmus\u003c\/strong\u003e: it is scientifically impossible to stay mad at a face that round.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. 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