{"product_id":"abacusus-countus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Abacusus Countus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 363 (the page full of tally marks, all of them crossed out and redone)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAbacusus Countus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (the maths is easy, the result is devastating)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eSnack time, every snack time\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 rainbow abacus, 10 treats that were promised and \u003cstrong\u003eone very serious accountant\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA chubby brown tabby wizard cat in a mint-green star hat sits down at her rainbow abacus with a little blue towel draped over her paw like a very official accountant. She \u003cstrong\u003eslides one bead across for every treat she has received today\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne bead. Two beads. She stops. She checks the wires. She slides them back and counts again. There should be ten. There are only two. Somebody in this house is clearly cooking the books. She stares at you, then at the treat cupboard, then back at you. \u003cstrong\u003eRECOUNT.\u003c\/strong\u003e The audit will continue until the numbers add up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e being audited every snack time, treats paid out in strict instalments, and a cat who keeps much better records than you do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67987448561863,"sku":"25055913487505812012","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67987448594631,"sku":"23506271363074826014","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67987448627399,"sku":"15033070088082923522","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67987448660167,"sku":"20478246556704704649","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67987448692935,"sku":"18242963921901697473","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67987448725703,"sku":"68293213542251444782","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/8277747906238436944_2048.jpg?v=1792681655","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/abacusus-countus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}