{"product_id":"alarmus-felinus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Alarmus Felinus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 8 (the page that goes off way too early)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAlarmus Felinus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Easy, with one tiny paw)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eBefore the sun, every single day\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 sleepy human, 1 soft boop, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 snooze buttons\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is very early. The sun isn't up. Your eyes are closed. Then: \u003cem\u003eboop.\u003c\/em\u003e One tiny toe bean pressed gently against your nose. You open one eye, and there's our tiny wizard in her pink hat, \u003cstrong\u003esparkly eyes wide and impatient\u003c\/strong\u003e, staring right into your soul. \u003cem\u003eMrrp,\u003c\/em\u003e she says. \u003cem\u003eThe bowl is not full.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars report that Alarmus Felinus cannot be turned off, rescheduled or ignored. If you close your eyes again, the boops get faster. Then come the whiskers. Then she sits on your face. \u003cstrong\u003eGet up, human.\u003c\/strong\u003e Breakfast is important.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e waking up five minutes before your cat (still not early enough), a strangely sensitive nose, and never needing an alarm clock again. ⏰\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883093360839,"sku":"32960614692261181585","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883093393607,"sku":"21561223678019029885","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883093426375,"sku":"25453364166824444668","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883093459143,"sku":"68385122571160339091","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883093491911,"sku":"71739332017642183368","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883093524679,"sku":"24701138469714901166","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/16842515199763517724_2048.jpg?v=1791746394","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/alarmus-felinus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}