{"product_id":"allergicus-lapus-chosenus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Allergicus Lapus Chosenus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 28 (the page with a little sneeze stain)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAllergicus Lapus Chosenus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (She can sense allergies from across the room)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe moment the allergic guest sits down\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 allergic guest, 1 lap, and \u003cstrong\u003ean unbreakable attraction\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are seven people in the room. Six of them love cats. One of them is allergic. Guess whose lap our tiny wizard \u003cstrong\u003echooses immediately and with total confidence\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAllergicus Lapus Chosenus is a mysterious spell that has never once failed. She'll purr. She'll knead. She'll make herself extremely comfortable while the guest sneezes into a tissue and says, \"no, it's fine, really.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick her on your laptop, where nobody has to sneeze. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e keeping tissues ready for every guest, apologizing a lot, and finding it hilarious every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883340267719,"sku":"88491817526691295902","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883340300487,"sku":"24429081958557887504","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883340333255,"sku":"57696146660969739268","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883340366023,"sku":"31989274438305832999","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/9402410734810207643_1200.jpg?v=1791748798","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/allergicus-lapus-chosenus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}