{"product_id":"bagus-plasticus-lickus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Bagus Plasticus Lickus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 44 (the page that tastes like groceries)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eBagus Plasticus Lickus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Mysterious, even to the caster)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eUntil the bag is 'clean'\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 crinkly grocery bag, 1 tiny pink tongue, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 explanations given\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou set down the shopping and turn around. A tiny blue wizard in a purple hat has found the plastic bag, and she is licking it. Lovingly. Intensely. With her whole heart. Her sparkly eyes are half closed in pure bliss, and every few licks she lets out a soft, happy \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy? Nobody knows. The ancient texts on \u003cstrong\u003eBagus Plasticus Lickus\u003c\/strong\u003e just say \"she must.\" Take the bag away and she will find another one, somehow, in a house where you swear you hid them all. It is a mystery. It is gross. It is \u003cstrong\u003esomehow adorable\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e hiding plastic bags in strange places, hearing crinkle-licks at 2AM, and explaining to guests that she is fine, this is normal, she's a wizard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883215519943,"sku":"69161946262625632000","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883215552711,"sku":"92047280199343644701","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883215585479,"sku":"32460755938756493066","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883215618247,"sku":"45103223894938114440","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883215651015,"sku":"28641401838240615871","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883215683783,"sku":"15099997392129047496","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/9041875985330751153_2048.jpg?v=1791746411","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/bagus-plasticus-lickus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}