{"product_id":"bathroomus-escortus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Bathroomus Escortus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 16 (the page you cannot read in private)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eBathroomus Escortus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (Easy, the door was never closed)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eEvery single time you go\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 open door, 2 huge staring eyes, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 privacy allowed\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou walk to the bathroom. You hear tiny paws behind you. Before you can close the door, a fluffy little white wizard in a purple hat slips through, sits down, and stares at you with enormous sparkly eyes. She does not blink. She does not leave. She just gives a supportive little \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBathroomus Escortus\u003c\/strong\u003e is a protection spell. She is guarding you. From what? Unclear. Maybe the sink. Maybe the bathmat. Close the door and she will cry like you vanished from the earth forever. Open it and she will simply watch, \u003cstrong\u003eproud of you\u003c\/strong\u003e, your tiny furry bodyguard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e never peeing alone again, tiny paws under the door, and getting a little lonely when she isn't there to watch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883223908551,"sku":"66343576193956319563","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883223941319,"sku":"17030099292299097869","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883223974087,"sku":"18255281299274160128","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883224006855,"sku":"23266683993772339201","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883224039623,"sku":"21694022074921691116","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883224072391,"sku":"80445213859332884612","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/3019860071049833326_2048.jpg?v=1791746534","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/bathroomus-escortus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}