{"product_id":"bathus-horroris-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Bathus Horroris Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 10 (the page that's still a little damp)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eBathus Horroris\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Easy for you, unforgivable for her)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe world's longest four minutes\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 bubbly bathtub, 1 rubber duck, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 forgiveness, forever\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe trusted you. She purred for you. And now: water. Our tiny ginger wizard sits in a bubbly bathtub, \u003cstrong\u003ecompletely soaked\u003c\/strong\u003e, her pink hat dripping, her fluffy fur flat. A rubber duck floats beside her. Her sparkly eyes stare at you with the deepest betrayal any creature has ever felt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars of bath time agree she will remember this forever. After she's wrapped in a towel, she will give exactly one wet, offended \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e and refuse to look at you for an hour. Then she'll get the zoomies all over the house. \u003cstrong\u003eYou deserve it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e feeling guilty when you run a bath, a towel collection for emergencies, and a respectful fear of tiny furious wet things. 🛁\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883096146119,"sku":"12919867895441298936","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883096178887,"sku":"10142530983715108375","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883096211655,"sku":"18189965785386121812","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883096244423,"sku":"22169741818363176051","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883096277191,"sku":"13297406393608137903","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883096309959,"sku":"32970478602337745813","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/5247761158161420036_2048.jpg?v=1791744646","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/bathus-horroris-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}