{"product_id":"bedus-diagonalus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Bedus Diagonalus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 51 (the page that is stretched corner to corner)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eBedus Diagonalus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (She's only 9 pounds but takes up 90% of the bed)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe moment you turn off the lights\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 queen-size bed, 1 small cat, and \u003cstrong\u003eevery last inch of it\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a queen-size bed. She's a tiny cat. But somehow our tiny wizard \u003cstrong\u003elies diagonally from corner to corner\u003c\/strong\u003e, paws fully stretched, taking up the whole thing like a furry starfish. You're left with a sliver at the edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBedus Diagonalus is a powerful sleep spell, and it gets stronger at night. She becomes heavier. She becomes wider. By 3 AM you'll be hanging off the mattress, and she'll be snoring happily in the middle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow she can stretch out on your laptop instead of your bed. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e waking up on the very edge of your bed, a strange urge to sleep diagonally, and a new appreciation for king-size mattresses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883337679047,"sku":"22613053925386232166","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883337711815,"sku":"10106482427575032927","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883337744583,"sku":"19080204478620743622","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883337777351,"sku":"13252088908913708241","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/13588208308789805959_1200.jpg?v=1791748993","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/bedus-diagonalus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}