{"product_id":"bellyus-trapus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Bellyus Trapus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 3 (the page that is soft and fluffy and a trap)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eBellyus Trapus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Easy, because you never learn)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eRight when you think it's safe\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 fluffy belly, 4 hidden claws, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 percent chance you resist\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBehold: a tiny wizard on her back, pink hat tipped over one ear, paws curled up, belly floof out for all to see. It is \u003cstrong\u003ethe softest thing in the entire universe\u003c\/strong\u003e. Her sparkly eyes look at you. Her little toe beans wiggle. She gives a sweet, inviting \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e. You reach out your hand. Closer. Closer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd then: \u003cstrong\u003eGOTCHA.\u003c\/strong\u003e Four paws wrap around your arm like a fuzzy bear trap, and tiny bunny kicks begin. Scholars have been warning humans about Bellyus Trapus for centuries. Not one human has ever listened. You will reach for the belly again tomorrow. We all will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e tiny scratches you are weirdly proud of, an inability to resist anything fluffy, and telling everyone \"it's a trap\" and then doing it anyway. 🐾\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883088511175,"sku":"14256250272837886136","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883088543943,"sku":"10722580277166779408","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883088576711,"sku":"78890489422568398060","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883088609479,"sku":"17443433909592078522","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883088642247,"sku":"82107063950819254068","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883088675015,"sku":"72106281521860042660","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/11593641817867558569_2048.jpg?v=1791746289","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/bellyus-trapus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}