{"product_id":"biscuitus-bakus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Biscuitus Bakus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 24 (the page dusted with flour)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eBiscuitus Bakus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCantrip (Easy, if the blanket is soft)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAs long as the blanket stays fluffy\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 fluffy blanket, 4 tiny bakers, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 actual biscuits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA tiny pink wizard in a blue hat finds your softest blanket. Left paw. Right paw. Left paw. Her eyes go dreamy, a gentle purr starts, and little bread loaves float up around her. The bakery is open, and the head baker is going \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e with every push.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBiscuitus Bakus\u003c\/strong\u003e is a cozy spell passed down from kittenhood. It makes no real biscuits, but it does turn any blanket into the comfiest one in the house. If she kneads you, congratulations: you are now dough, and you are loved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e letting a cat knead your belly, blankets with tiny claw pulls, and a sudden craving for warm bread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883243372743,"sku":"16172130032488226119","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883243405511,"sku":"16712749604572954338","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883243438279,"sku":"13069064186897760284","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883243471047,"sku":"26417861915780637798","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883243503815,"sku":"16541618532722757758","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883243536583,"sku":"12259051386454562679","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/9744953504786465810_2048.jpg?v=1791746908","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/biscuitus-bakus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}