{"product_id":"blameus-dogus-framus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Blameus Dogus Framus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 93 (the page with a suspiciously torn corner)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eBlameus Dogus Framus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (easy, just point)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eRight after the crash\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 broken vase, 1 dog bowl, 1 dog who was not even in the room\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA crash was heard from the living room. You came running. There, beside what used to be your favorite vase, sits a tiny cream wizard with huge sparkly innocent eyes, one paw pointing very firmly at the dog bowl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe was asleep. She was nowhere near it. Ask the dog. Never mind that the dog is outside. Never mind that she has a little bit of vase on her nose. The evidence is clear and the evidence says \u003cstrong\u003edog\u003c\/strong\u003e. \u003cstrong\u003eNOT ME.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__fit\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. \u003cstrong\u003eGift idea:\u003c\/strong\u003e a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/strong\u003e just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e apologizing to every dog you meet, hiding your vases in a cupboard, and pointing at someone else whenever something breaks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__spellbook\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant the full story?\u003c\/strong\u003e Read \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/the-spellbook\/blameus-dogus-framus\"\u003eBlameus Dogus Framus\u003c\/a\u003e in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67896498553031,"sku":"30997812981983409675","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67896498585799,"sku":"20544619862066816987","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67896498618567,"sku":"30178102915342028700","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67896498651335,"sku":"30415909423472429636","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67896498684103,"sku":"33235255966392759145","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67896498716871,"sku":"23306465484011080933","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/blameus-dogus-framus-wizard-cat-shirt_main.jpg?v=1792192614","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/blameus-dogus-framus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}