{"product_id":"blinkus-slowus-lovus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Blinkus Slowus Lovus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 37 (the page with little hearts drawn in the margin)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eBlinkus Slowus Lovus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCantrip (Easy, but very powerful)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eSlowly. Very slowly.\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 slow blink, 1 sleepy sigh, and \u003cstrong\u003ean unlimited supply of love\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAcross the room, our tiny pink wizard catches your eye. She looks at you. She closes her sparkly eyes. Slowly. She opens them again. Slowly. Little floating hearts drift up around her purple hat. This is \u003cstrong\u003ethe most powerful spell a cat knows\u003c\/strong\u003e, and it means one thing: \u003cem\u003eI love you, human.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars recommend you blink back, just as slowly. If you do, she may wander over with a tiny \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e and bonk her head against your hand. If you don't, she will try again later. \u003cstrong\u003eShe is very patient about love.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e slow blinking at every cat you meet, strangers wondering if you're sleepy, and your heart being permanently melted. 💕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883092312263,"sku":"11552512910234133824","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883092345031,"sku":"32101972555744390381","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883092377799,"sku":"27794498862126254833","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883092410567,"sku":"21676871153767830853","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883092443335,"sku":"10498268259685947968","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883092476103,"sku":"21560517065820040316","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/10301168496089306245_2048.jpg?v=1791744539","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/blinkus-slowus-lovus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}