{"product_id":"bookus-blockus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Bookus Blockus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 47 (the page she is lying on)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eBookus Blockus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (Easy, any open book will do)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe moment you reach a good chapter\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 open book, 4 soft paws, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 interest in your plot twist\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou finally sit down with a good book. Two pages in, a tiny gray wizard in a yellow hat strolls over and flops right across the words, toe beans spread, sparkly eyes saying \u003cem\u003eread me instead\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBookus Blockus\u003c\/strong\u003e is a protection spell. It protects you from ever finishing a chapter. The caster becomes the book, and the only story left is how cute she is. Bookmarks are useless against it. So are e-readers. She will sit on those too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e reading the same sentence nine times, books full of little paw prints, and secretly loving the interruption.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883229020359,"sku":"15195179919893446293","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883229053127,"sku":"30870014301719583856","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883229085895,"sku":"23778900429356819952","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883229118663,"sku":"58706966949428068042","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883229151431,"sku":"83438518987234744791","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883229184199,"sku":"15987653033601457990","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/15263617530863488608_2048.jpg?v=1791746602","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/bookus-blockus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}