{"product_id":"bowlus-emptus-apocalypsus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Bowlus Emptus Apocalypsus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 4 (the page with crumbs around the edges)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eBowlus Emptus Apocalypsus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Easy, and deeply tragic)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThirty seconds after breakfast\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 almost-full bowl, 1 tiny empty spot, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 calories missing, apparently\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur tiny wizard sits beside her food bowl. Her pink hat droops. Her sparkly eyes fill with sorrow. You walk over, worried, and look in the bowl. It is \u003cstrong\u003enearly completely full\u003c\/strong\u003e. Except for one small, empty circle right in the middle, where you can see the bottom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo you, this is plenty of food. To her, this is famine. This is the end times. Scholars call this the \u003cem\u003eCenter Collapse\u003c\/em\u003e, and they warn it can only be cured by a human gently shaking the bowl so the kibble covers the hole again. You do it. She eats, happily, with a tiny \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e. \u003cstrong\u003eCrisis over.\u003c\/strong\u003e Until next time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e shaking food bowls on command, feeling personally responsible for the apocalypse, and an urge to sigh dramatically at a half-full plate. 🥣\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883089559751,"sku":"26050652028506802730","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883089592519,"sku":"29330354839937340128","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883089625287,"sku":"32114720166202346247","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883089658055,"sku":"10888818901287679629","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883089690823,"sku":"14883430047859826155","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883089723591,"sku":"33919236176697828105","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/14290438871763525900_2048.jpg?v=1791744469","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/bowlus-emptus-apocalypsus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}