{"product_id":"bowlus-snugus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Bowlus Snugus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 32 (the page with a banana stuck to it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eBowlus Snugus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (Requires a bowl two sizes too small)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe moment you buy fresh fruit\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 tiny fruit bowl, 1 very big wizard, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 bananas still in the bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou put out a lovely fruit bowl. Apples, oranges, one perfect banana. Then our tiny blue wizard (who is not so tiny) arrived in her rainbow hat, stepped in, and \u003cstrong\u003esquished down until the bowl was just a cat\u003c\/strong\u003e. Fruit rolled across the counter in every direction. She looks up with big, sparkly, perfectly innocent eyes and a soft \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars of furniture say if it fits, she sits, and if it doesn't fit, \u003cstrong\u003eshe sits harder\u003c\/strong\u003e. The bowl is snug. The wizard is snug. The bananas are on the floor now, and nobody is going to move her, because look at her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e buying a bigger fruit bowl that will also be taken, keeping apples in a drawer, and an urgent need to squeeze into small spaces. 🍌\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883088150727,"sku":"27811070889014182275","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883088183495,"sku":"19041078166996529697","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883088216263,"sku":"48036318706466342357","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883088249031,"sku":"77027128754203872102","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883088281799,"sku":"81394637855897689095","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883088314567,"sku":"24831609429615909617","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/1053748792435320183_2048.jpg?v=1791744444","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/bowlus-snugus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}