{"product_id":"breathus-fishus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Breathus Fishus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 66 (the page that smells faintly of tuna)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eBreathus Fishus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (Moderate, the yawn must be timed perfectly)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eRight as you lean in for a kiss\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 big yawn, 1 face at close range, and \u003cstrong\u003ea wave of fish breath strong enough to stop time\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou lean in for a sweet, gentle kiss. Our tiny wizard tilts her head back and \u003cstrong\u003eyawns directly into your face\u003c\/strong\u003e. A cloud of tuna rolls out like fog off the sea. Your eyes water. She looks delighted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBreathus Fishus is an affection spell, technically. It's her way of sharing. She ate fish, and now you have too, in a way. Scholars report the effect lasts about four seconds, which feels like four years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick her on your laptop, where she can only yawn at you in theory. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e a habit of holding your breath when your cat yawns, friends asking why you flinch at fish restaurants, and smiling anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883334238407,"sku":"10915025789666984475","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883334271175,"sku":"25251548606827384559","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883334303943,"sku":"63447754997471942982","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883334336711,"sku":"27654693100714162935","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/4656607089092419547_1200.jpg?v=1791748687","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/breathus-fishus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}