{"product_id":"candlelightus-crashus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Candlelightus Crashus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 371 (the page with a heart drawn on it and a paw print right in the middle)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCandlelightus Crashus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (easy to cast, every date night is an open invitation)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe moment the candles are lit and the music goes soft\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e2 flickering candles, 2 dinner plates and \u003cstrong\u003eone uninvited guest\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo candles. Two plates. Soft music and dim lights. The humans are gazing into each other's eyes. A chubby ginger tabby wizard cat in a pink star hat notices something terrible: there is \u003cstrong\u003ean empty spot right in the middle of the table\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe hops up, settles neatly between the plates and gazes lovingly at both of them, one at a time. She does not touch the food. She simply sits there in the candlelight looking adorable, so nobody has the heart to move her. Romance is now a group activity. \u003cstrong\u003eTABLE FOR THREE.\u003c\/strong\u003e She would like the chef's special, please.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e every date night arriving with a plus one, candlelit dinners that come with a furry centrepiece, and a cat who expects her own place setting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67987716112583,"sku":"10861760453923304285","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67987716145351,"sku":"25778496566793448196","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67987716178119,"sku":"30977796417657961928","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67987716210887,"sku":"12979390014902651294","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67987716243655,"sku":"18440565745184422606","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67987716276423,"sku":"83196464540506352023","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/3999158042320283866_2048.jpg?v=1792683354","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/candlelightus-crashus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}