{"product_id":"carrierus-vanishus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Carrierus Vanishus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 11 (the page that's hiding under the bed)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCarrierus Vanishus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Easy to cast, impossible to break)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe moment the carrier comes out\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 plastic box, 2 glowing eyes, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 chance she's coming out\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou set the pet carrier down by the door very quietly. You don't even say the word \"vet.\" But she knows. Our tiny purple wizard has \u003cstrong\u003evanished completely\u003c\/strong\u003e, deep under the bed, where only two big glowing eyes and the tip of her pink hat can be seen in the shadows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars of the back of the bed say she has become shadow. She has become dust. She will not be found. You get down on your hands and knees and she gives one small, stubborn \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e from somewhere you can't reach. \u003cstrong\u003eThe appointment is cancelled.\u003c\/strong\u003e Again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e hiding pet carriers in the garage, crawling under furniture as a sport, and rescheduling everything \"just one more time.\" 🫥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883096932551,"sku":"14761670926887504051","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883096965319,"sku":"12904662450698481684","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883096998087,"sku":"10427794738287901506","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883097030855,"sku":"70286186412227049880","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883097063623,"sku":"31731531847065360556","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883097096391,"sku":"16095654511372768799","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/13593866301821973115_2048.jpg?v=1791744682","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/carrierus-vanishus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}