{"product_id":"chairus-warmus-stealus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Chairus Warmus Stealus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 9 (the page that is still a little bit warm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eChairus Warmus Stealus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (Easy, the human did the warming)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe second you stand up\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 warm chair, 1 cup of coffee, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 chance of getting your seat back\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou stand up to fetch a coffee. That's all. Ten seconds. When you turn around, our tiny mint wizard in her purple hat has \u003cstrong\u003ealready taken the chair\u003c\/strong\u003e, settled right in the warm spot you left, paws neatly tucked. She looks up with big innocent sparkly eyes and a soft \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e, as if she's been sitting there all day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars of furniture law confirm that standing up counts as giving the chair away forever. You stand there holding your coffee, betrayed. You sit on the floor. \u003cstrong\u003eThe chair is hers now.\u003c\/strong\u003e She's earned it, somehow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e never getting up from a comfy chair again, sitting on the floor a lot, and a deep understanding of \"you snooze, you lose.\" ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883094311111,"sku":"24569822001088541584","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883094343879,"sku":"12612761165634071635","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883094376647,"sku":"11907397977407272791","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883094409415,"sku":"10767178301994242734","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883094442183,"sku":"18005531627851636671","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883094474951,"sku":"51604821247998962613","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/11170287880831898919_2048.jpg?v=1791746400","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/chairus-warmus-stealus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}