{"product_id":"cheeseus-detectus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Cheeseus Detectus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 69 (the page that smells faintly of cheddar)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCheeseus Detectus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (She can hear a wrapper from two floors up)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe exact second a cheese wrapper crinkles\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 cheese wrapper, 1 silent teleport, and \u003cstrong\u003ethe biggest eyes you have ever seen\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou open the cheese as quietly as you can. You barely touch the wrapper. And our tiny wizard \u003cstrong\u003eis already sitting at your feet\u003c\/strong\u003e, eyes enormous, as if she appeared out of thin air. She was asleep upstairs. She is not asleep anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheeseus Detectus is a detection spell of uncanny precision. It works on cheddar, mozzarella and especially the expensive stuff. You'll share. You always share.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick her on your notebook so she can keep watch for snacks. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e opening cheese in total silence, a small shadow following you to the fridge, and sharing your snacks without being asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883483660487,"sku":"94250180304688156564","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883483693255,"sku":"10819447452456516402","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883483726023,"sku":"18702339167312126865","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883483758791,"sku":"69199690198916267703","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/8817582592288362310_1200.jpg?v=1791750770","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/cheeseus-detectus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}