{"product_id":"coffeus-decafus-swappus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Coffeus Decafus Swappus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 95 (the page with a coffee ring on it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCoffeus Decafus Swappus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (sneaky, requires a steady paw)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eWhile you are still asleep\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 bag of decaf beans, 1 coffee jar, 1 grey cat who thinks you need more naps\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile you were sleeping, a tiny grey wizard crept into the kitchen, pulled out a bag marked DECAF and, very carefully, with a sneaky little grin and one paw over her mouth to stifle a giggle, poured it into your coffee jar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe beans are switched. You will not know. Not at breakfast. Not mid-morning. You will only begin to wonder around noon, when you are yawning at your desk and she is curled up at home, delighted. She just wants you to nap with her. \u003cstrong\u003eSLEEPY.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__fit\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. \u003cstrong\u003eGift idea:\u003c\/strong\u003e a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/strong\u003e just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e sniffing your coffee suspiciously every morning, yawning at noon for no reason, and keeping your beans in a locked cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__spellbook\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant the full story?\u003c\/strong\u003e Read \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/the-spellbook\/coffeus-decafus-swappus\"\u003eCoffeus Decafus Swappus\u003c\/a\u003e in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67896499339463,"sku":"26514615478165381908","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67896499372231,"sku":"61456593753238340575","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67896499404999,"sku":"15767598458020203866","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67896499437767,"sku":"92348707151553616143","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67896499470535,"sku":"12247816095633229102","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67896499503303,"sku":"13287588427901433399","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/coffeus-decafus-swappus-wizard-cat-shirt_main.jpg?v=1792192715","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/coffeus-decafus-swappus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}