{"product_id":"controllerus-sleepus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Controllerus Sleepus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 35 (the page that is pressing every button at once)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eControllerus Sleepus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (Moderate, she must find the warmest controller in the house)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe exact moment you say \"just one more level\"\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 game controller, 1 fluffy belly, and \u003cstrong\u003ea loading screen that never ends\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou set the controller down for one second to grab a snack. When you come back, our tiny wizard is \u003cstrong\u003esprawled across it like a tiny blue throw pillow\u003c\/strong\u003e, toe beans resting on the buttons, eyes wide open, looking extremely pleased with her high score.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eControllerus Sleepus is a sleep spell that somehow keeps her awake and you paused forever. Her character is now running into a wall. She will not move. She has achieved the final boss of naps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick her on your console or laptop as a player two who never gives the controller back. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e game sessions measured in naps, random button presses you didn't make, and losing to a cat who wasn't even playing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883566760135,"sku":"43078254810130641329","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883566792903,"sku":"33227911964203255351","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883566825671,"sku":"66501183425567658991","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883566858439,"sku":"71902927751858346684","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/16288448782989516231_1200.jpg?v=1791752421","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/controllerus-sleepus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}