{"product_id":"costumus-furiosus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Costumus Furiosus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 4 (the page with a tiny stomp mark)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCostumus Furiosus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (Costume easy, mood impossible)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe moment you say \"aww, so cute\"\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 green dinosaur costume, 1 pointy pink hat, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 forgiveness\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou thought it would be adorable. You were right: the little green dinosaur suit is \u003cstrong\u003ethe cutest thing anyone has ever seen\u003c\/strong\u003e. There are tiny felt spikes. There is a tail. There is a pink wizard hat perched on top. And inside all of it is one grey kitten with folded paws and a glare so fierce it could curdle milk. Not a single \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e. Only silence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars of costume history say no cat has ever, ever agreed to Costumus Furiosus. You will get the photo. You will get \u003cstrong\u003eexactly one\u003c\/strong\u003e photo. Then the dinosaur will sit in the corner and plan its revenge, which will be thorough and involve your favorite shoes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick the spell on your laptop, water bottle or notebook. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e taking 200 photos in four seconds, apologising to a tiny dinosaur, and the urge to buy just one more costume anyway. 🦖\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883086545095,"sku":"22665643537989619825","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883086577863,"sku":"27624523495500525153","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883086610631,"sku":"64568914896544826520","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883086643399,"sku":"29632009092475446003","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/9212636139470138180_1200.jpg?v=1791744390","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/costumus-furiosus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}