{"product_id":"couchus-scratchus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Couchus Scratchus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 45 (the page about expensive furniture)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCouchus Scratchus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eForbidden (Easy, the couch is already ruined)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe moment you say 'that was new'\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 fancy couch, 10 tiny claws, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 interest in the scratching post\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou bought the perfect scratching post. Tall. Sturdy. Wrapped in cozy rope. It sits right there, untouched and lonely. Meanwhile a tiny ginger wizard in a green hat is up on the pink couch, claws out, sparkly eyes shining, going \u003cem\u003escritch scritch scritch\u003c\/em\u003e with the happiest little \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e you have ever heard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCouchus Scratchus\u003c\/strong\u003e only works on furniture that cost a lot of money. Scholars have tested cardboard, rope and carpet. Nope. The spell needs velvet, leather, or the couch you are still paying off. The post is decoration now. \u003cstrong\u003eIt always was.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e throw blankets on every chair, a scratching post you dust once a month, and a couch with a very fluffy, very shredded corner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883217486023,"sku":"23438900194659385211","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883217518791,"sku":"15334667933590217500","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883217551559,"sku":"11299753110306760755","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883217584327,"sku":"33954011348881713585","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883217617095,"sku":"65741168892017707598","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883217649863,"sku":"33367309230239768443","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/3316506072762765871_2048.jpg?v=1791746440","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/couchus-scratchus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}