{"product_id":"counterus-forbiddus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Counterus Forbiddus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 15 (the page balanced right at the edge of the table)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCounterus Forbiddus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Requires holding eye contact the entire time)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe exact second you say \"don't you dare\"\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 kitchen counter, 1 full mug, and \u003cstrong\u003ethe longest, most loving stare in history\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's on the counter. She knows she's not allowed on the counter. She looks at you. You look at her. Then one tiny paw \u003cstrong\u003ereaches out and slowly pushes your mug toward the edge\u003c\/strong\u003e, and she never, ever breaks eye contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCounterus Forbiddus is an archmage spell because it takes nerves of steel and a heart full of love. She isn't being bad. She's asking a question: \"Do you love me more than this mug?\" Choose wisely. The mug is choosing gravity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick her on your laptop, a safe place far from the edge. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e keeping every mug in the center of the table, losing every staring contest, and the word \"no\" losing all its power.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883574722759,"sku":"17589793423088699624","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883574755527,"sku":"26190546340365064083","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883574788295,"sku":"10608585048956501477","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883574821063,"sku":"24482372987848626736","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/3763885431482375064_1200.jpg?v=1791752544","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/counterus-forbiddus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}