{"product_id":"cucumberus-terrorus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Cucumberus Terrorus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 26 (the page with a green vegetable drawn on it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCucumberus Terrorus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Easy to trigger, impossible to control)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eInstantly, and about three feet high\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 silent cucumber, 1 innocent cat, and \u003cstrong\u003e1 enormous leap\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA tiny gray wizard in a green hat turns around and sees it. Green. Long. Silent. It wasn't there before! Her sparkly eyes go huge, her fur puffs up, and she leaps straight into the air with a shocked little \u003cem\u003eMRRP!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCucumberus Terrorus\u003c\/strong\u003e is the most mysterious spell in the book. Why the cucumber? Nobody knows. Not even the cucumber. Please keep vegetables away from her, because she already thinks the kitchen is haunted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e hiding salad ingredients, checking behind you for vegetables, and a new respect for how high cats can jump.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883244159175,"sku":"19425590468593621470","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883244191943,"sku":"67573135583150540936","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883244224711,"sku":"26931330019241501443","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883244257479,"sku":"20467098129000459840","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883244290247,"sku":"15888895211599962912","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883244323015,"sku":"14981216317037259987","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/12623015707740393545_2048.jpg?v=1791746974","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/cucumberus-terrorus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}