{"product_id":"dinnerus-secondus-scamus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Dinnerus Secondus Scamus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 4 (the page that she says she's never read)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eDinnerus Secondus Scamus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eForbidden (She has been fed, she is lying)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eTwenty minutes after breakfast, when the second human wakes up\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 empty bowl, 1 sad face, and \u003cstrong\u003ea performance that deserves an award\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou fed her. You know you fed her. But when your partner walks into the kitchen, our tiny wizard \u003cstrong\u003esits beside her empty bowl with the saddest eyes in the world\u003c\/strong\u003e, as if she hasn't eaten since last Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDinnerus Secondus Scamus is a forbidden spell because it works every single time. She gets two breakfasts. She gets two dinners. She gets the leftover chicken. Scholars recommend a feeding chart on the fridge. She will ignore the chart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick her on your water bottle as a reminder to never trust those eyes. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e a feeding chart on the fridge, saying \"did you feed the cat?\" every morning, and a cat who seems slightly rounder than before.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883340431559,"sku":"32983757155475232161","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883340464327,"sku":"70894429018991165236","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883340497095,"sku":"21423862399066168091","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883340529863,"sku":"26059672807088362811","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/16457131542544680688_1200.jpg?v=1791748816","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/dinnerus-secondus-scamus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}