{"product_id":"donutus-floatus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Donutus Floatus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 75 (the page with a little sunscreen smudge)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eDonutus Floatus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCantrip (one flop onto the float)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eHowever long the sun is out\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 sprinkle donut pool float, 1 cream cat, 0 contact with actual water\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOut on the shimmering blue sits a pink sprinkle donut float, and on it lies a tiny cream wizard, belly up, paws folded, blue star hat tipped over her eyes like a sun visor. She is on vacation. The vacation is here. The vacation is \u003cstrong\u003eforever\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRule one: do not touch the water. Rule two: see rule one. She drifts in slow, happy circles, catching every sunbeam, while her out of office reply handles the rest of the world. Please do not splash. She will file a complaint. \u003cstrong\u003eOUT OF OFFICE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__fit\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. \u003cstrong\u003eGift idea:\u003c\/strong\u003e a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/strong\u003e just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e turning on your out of office reply for no reason, floating through your day in slow circles, and a deep, spiritual need for a sprinkle donut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__spellbook\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant the full story?\u003c\/strong\u003e Read \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/the-spellbook\/donutus-floatus\"\u003eDonutus Floatus\u003c\/a\u003e in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67896490852551,"sku":"72078225605494557230","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67896490885319,"sku":"33533347523932972249","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67896490918087,"sku":"16036344768227815844","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67896490950855,"sku":"10126385248063164148","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67896490983623,"sku":"11275223567193832501","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67896491016391,"sku":"22914369422243597844","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/donutus-floatus-wizard-cat-shirt_main.jpg?v=1792192741","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/donutus-floatus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}