{"product_id":"doorus-closedus-screamus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Doorus Closedus Screamus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 29 (the page that is half open)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eDoorus Closedus Screamus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (Hard on humans, easy on cats)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eEvery 4 minutes, all day\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 closed door, 1 open door, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 intention of going through either\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe door is closed. Our tiny wizard sits in front of it in her blue starry hat and \u003cstrong\u003escreams like the world is ending\u003c\/strong\u003e. You get up from the couch. You open the door. She looks through it, sniffs the air, blinks her big sparkly eyes, and walks away with her tail held high. A tiny satisfied \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e drifts back over her shoulder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars of doors explain that the cat never wanted to go through it. She wanted \u003cstrong\u003ethe option\u003c\/strong\u003e. A closed door is an insult. An open door is boring. You will close it again. She will scream again. This is your life now, and honestly, you love it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e leaving every door slightly ajar, getting up from the couch for no reason, and finally understanding commitment issues. 🚪\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883087069383,"sku":"27767341117430860573","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883087102151,"sku":"18250911856517337654","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883087134919,"sku":"32851978434233262775","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883087167687,"sku":"17772904332015645920","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883087200455,"sku":"16370086839196811529","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883087233223,"sku":"15537208706239380354","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/3614842798578447288_2048.jpg?v=1791744410","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/doorus-closedus-screamus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}