{"product_id":"doorus-indecisus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Doorus Indecisus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 5 (the page that can't decide which way to turn)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eDoorus Indecisus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Hard for the human holding the door)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eSomewhere between forever and never\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 open door, 1 paw in, 1 paw out, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 final decisions\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe wanted to go outside. She yelled about it. You opened the door. Now our tiny wizard stands in the doorway, pink hat on, one paw inside, one paw outside, \u003cstrong\u003ethinking very hard\u003c\/strong\u003e. The breeze ruffles her whiskers. Her sparkly eyes look at the yard. Then at the couch. Then at the yard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou hold the door. You keep holding the door. The heating bill climbs. Scholars say Doorus Indecisus has no time limit. Finally she makes up her mind, steps back inside, and gives a polite \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e. \u003cstrong\u003eNo, thank you.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ask again in five minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e standing in doorways for no reason, unusually strong arm muscles from holding doors, and taking a long time to pick a snack. 🚪\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883090542791,"sku":"12258550033521350469","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883090575559,"sku":"13541535818189947765","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883090608327,"sku":"77869675917166176311","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883090641095,"sku":"33420866713545821457","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883090673863,"sku":"24825864904296669193","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883090706631,"sku":"25541974974124886888","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/8463170929900461651_2048.jpg?v=1791746387","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/doorus-indecisus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}