{"product_id":"doorus-lockus-frontus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Doorus Lockus Frontus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 101 (the page that is locked from the inside)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eDoorus Lockus Frontus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (takes timing, patience and one very fast nose bump)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe second you step outside with the trash\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 front door, 1 ring of keys, 1 yellow cat with a window seat and a plan\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou took out the trash. Barefoot. Just for a second. The door clicked shut behind you. And when you turned around, there in the round little window was a tiny yellow wizard, squinting at you smugly, with your \u003cstrong\u003ewhole ring of keys\u003c\/strong\u003e dangling from her mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe holds the keys now. She holds the house now. She will let you in, eventually, maybe, once you have demonstrated a sincere interest in opening a can of tuna. Until then, enjoy the fresh air. \u003cstrong\u003eKNOCK KNOCK.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__fit\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. \u003cstrong\u003eGift idea:\u003c\/strong\u003e a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/strong\u003e just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e hiding a spare key under every plant pot, never taking out the trash barefoot, and knocking politely on your own front door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__spellbook\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant the full story?\u003c\/strong\u003e Read \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/the-spellbook\/doorus-lockus-frontus\"\u003eDoorus Lockus Frontus\u003c\/a\u003e in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67896501076167,"sku":"43439751465060816781","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67896501108935,"sku":"14543920414769030791","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67896501141703,"sku":"96247660034779281756","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67896501174471,"sku":"33796330585162726286","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67896501207239,"sku":"17349434297861436058","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67896501240007,"sku":"30455005680703218697","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/doorus-lockus-frontus-wizard-cat-shirt_main.jpg?v=1792192768","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/doorus-lockus-frontus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}