{"product_id":"dotus-redus-chasus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Dotus Redus Chasus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 31 (the page with a little red dot on it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eDotus Redus Chasus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCantrip (Impossible, and that's the fun)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eUntil somebody's arm gets tired\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 red dot, 1 wall, and \u003cstrong\u003ean infinite supply of zoomies\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe red ghost has returned. It appears on the floor. It leaps up the wall. Our tiny mint-green wizard, pink hat flying, \u003cstrong\u003epounces with all four paws\u003c\/strong\u003e, toe beans spread wide. She lands. She lifts her paw. Nothing there. Her sparkly eyes go wider. The dot is on the ceiling now. How?! \u003cem\u003eMrrp?!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars agree the red ghost cannot be caught, which is exactly why it must be chased forever. Our wizard has never caught it. She has never given up. \u003cstrong\u003eShe is undefeated in trying.\u003c\/strong\u003e We admire her very much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e staring at walls for no reason, a quick little wiggle before you pounce on anything, and the urge to give your cat a toy they can actually catch afterwards. 🔴\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883087888583,"sku":"38236886752141676887","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883087921351,"sku":"27334343558788200687","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883087954119,"sku":"71815213456410774015","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883087986887,"sku":"36210045391325145859","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883088019655,"sku":"61940744814997368975","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883088052423,"sku":"17459257101499587809","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/18309513449479618143_2048.jpg?v=1791744431","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/dotus-redus-chasus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}