{"product_id":"earmuffus-silencus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Earmuffus Silencus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 74 (the page that does not make a sound when you turn it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eEarmuffus Silencus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCantrip (tiny, fluffy, unbothered)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe moment anyone says your name\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 pair of fluffy pink earmuffs, 1 noisy world, 0 intention of listening\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe world is loud. Blenders. Doorbells. Someone asking where the remote went. So a tiny grey wizard put on her fluffiest pink earmuffs, squeezed her eyes shut, and \u003cstrong\u003edeleted it all\u003c\/strong\u003e. She looks extremely smug about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou may speak if you wish. She will not hear you. She hears only snacks. Say \"dinner\" at a whisper from three rooms away and those earmuffs will be off in a heartbeat, but \"please get off the counter\"? Never heard of it. \u003cstrong\u003eWHAT?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__fit\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. \u003cstrong\u003eGift idea:\u003c\/strong\u003e a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/strong\u003e just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e selective hearing that switches on only for the word \"treats,\" replying \"what?\" to every request, and a sudden fondness for fluffy earmuffs in July.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__spellbook\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant the full story?\u003c\/strong\u003e Read \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/the-spellbook\/earmuffus-silencus\"\u003eEarmuffus Silencus\u003c\/a\u003e in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67896490623175,"sku":"47906681123983549636","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67896490655943,"sku":"12289646962652112346","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67896490688711,"sku":"83587934810957367617","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67896490721479,"sku":"10224858982644526019","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67896490754247,"sku":"15607995487459066240","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67896490787015,"sku":"32482456728429257133","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/earmuffus-silencus-wizard-cat-shirt_main.jpg?v=1792192781","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/earmuffus-silencus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}