{"product_id":"earus-airplanus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Earus Airplanus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 40 (the page with two flat little ears drawn on it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eEarus Airplanus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (Moderate, she's very annoyed)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe moment you do something she doesn't like\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e2 flattened ears, 1 grumpy face, and \u003cstrong\u003ea ready-for-takeoff glare\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHer ears go flat. Straight out to the sides. Our tiny wizard \u003cstrong\u003elooks like a tiny airplane ready for takeoff\u003c\/strong\u003e, and she's not happy. You know that look. Something you did was wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEarus Airplanus is a spell of pure attitude. She'll hold the pose until you apologize, which you will, even though you're not sure what you did.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick her on your laptop for all your grumpy meetings. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e apologizing to your cat for no reason, flattening your own ears when you're annoyed, and staying away from loud noises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883467014343,"sku":"16379301725738973451","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883467047111,"sku":"26342551187720496858","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883467079879,"sku":"23550695708034881122","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883467112647,"sku":"27412971237727941301","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/6450413391712417476_1200.jpg?v=1791750562","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/earus-airplanus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}