{"product_id":"fanus-breezus-blissus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Fanus Breezus Blissus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 24 (the page that keeps blowing away)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eFanus Breezus Blissus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCantrip (Requires a fan and zero dignity)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe first hot afternoon of the year\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 desk fan, 1 face pressed right up to it, and \u003cstrong\u003eall of the breeze, forever\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou turn on the fan. You sit down to feel the cool air. You feel nothing. That's because our tiny wizard is \u003cstrong\u003esitting directly in front of it\u003c\/strong\u003e, eyes half closed, fur blowing back like she's starring in a shampoo commercial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFanus Breezus Blissus is pure luxury magic. No damage, no mess, just one very cool cat and one very warm human. She will not share. She considers herself the wind's only rightful customer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut her on your laptop, where she can enjoy the cooling vents in peace. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e a sudden need to stand dramatically in front of fans, hair that looks windswept for no reason, and a laptop that looks a little more fabulous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883250417863,"sku":"28431190726308987698","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883250450631,"sku":"10819636320181751507","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883250483399,"sku":"44050832595878425155","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883250516167,"sku":"20104441519498061951","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/13956372666576805463_1200.jpg?v=1791747148","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/fanus-breezus-blissus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}