{"product_id":"feetus-pillowus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Feetus Pillowus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 45 (the page tucked under the blanket)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eFeetus Pillowus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (Moderate, you must not move your feet)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe second you get comfy in bed\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 pair of human feet, 1 warm cat, and \u003cstrong\u003ea dare to move even one toe\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou've finally gotten comfortable in bed. And then you feel it: a warm, fluffy weight landing \u003cstrong\u003eright on top of your feet\u003c\/strong\u003e. Our tiny wizard has chosen them as her pillow. Her huge sparkly eyes are open, and they say, \u003cem\u003ego on. Move. I dare you.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeetus Pillowus is a loving spell of quiet control. Your feet will fall asleep before you do. You'll lie perfectly still for hours to avoid disturbing her. That's love. That's also a cramp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick her on your notebook and keep her close. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e numb feet every night, an unwillingness to ever move in bed, and endless gratitude for warm toes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883337973959,"sku":"18850166492706391668","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883338006727,"sku":"91869275836439726212","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883338039495,"sku":"60499913125086804726","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883338072263,"sku":"17401819482012446544","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/13381444052447057511_1200.jpg?v=1791749011","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/feetus-pillowus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}