{"product_id":"floppus-dramaticus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Floppus Dramaticus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 33 (the page that fainted onto the floor)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eFloppus Dramaticus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCantrip (Requires award-winning acting)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eWhenever you walk past without petting\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 dramatic flop, 1 small dust cloud, and \u003cstrong\u003ean immediate need for belly rubs\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou walk past. You don't stop. Big mistake. Our tiny lavender wizard clutches her chest, wobbles once, and \u003cstrong\u003eflops onto her side\u003c\/strong\u003e in a puff of dust, pink hat sliding over her eyes. She is fainting. She is weak. She peeks out from under the hat with one sparkly eye to check that you are watching. \u003cem\u003eMrrp,\u003c\/em\u003e she whispers. \u003cem\u003eSave me.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars of theatre consider Floppus Dramaticus the finest performance in all of catdom. The only known cure is pets, given immediately and in large quantities. \u003cstrong\u003eShe recovers instantly.\u003c\/strong\u003e She will relapse in about twelve minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e flopping onto the couch with extra flair, demanding attention in a theatrical whisper, and spontaneous standing ovations for your cat. 🎭\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883089297607,"sku":"10930621254899882260","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883089330375,"sku":"33297329203923944212","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883089363143,"sku":"24551644704670116695","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883089395911,"sku":"19722309958458802398","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883089428679,"sku":"29111718490499435960","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883089461447,"sku":"22176350263717971279","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/788483280008881452_2048.jpg?v=1791744463","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/floppus-dramaticus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}