{"product_id":"fridgeus-teleportus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Fridgeus Teleportus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 43 (the page about the cold magic box)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eFridgeus Teleportus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Effortless, if you hear the door)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e0.2 seconds after the fridge opens\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 fridge door, 1 cheese slice, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 footsteps heard\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou open the fridge. You blink. And there she is: a tiny wizard in a pink hat, already sitting by the milk with huge sparkly eyes, as if she has lived there all along. Nobody saw her walk in. Nobody ever does. She just gives a polite little \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e and stares at the cheese.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is \u003cstrong\u003eFridgeus Teleportus\u003c\/strong\u003e, the oldest spell in the kitchen spellbook of cats. Range: anywhere in the house. Trigger: the faintest sound of a fridge seal. Toe beans touch the cold shelf, and the cheese is somehow already gone. You will close the fridge slower next time. It will not help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e opening the fridge very quietly, sharing cheese against your will, and the sudden feeling you're being watched by something small and fluffy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883213095111,"sku":"11938381932805471701","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883213127879,"sku":"77001426410438334599","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883213160647,"sku":"16553026219033343174","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883213193415,"sku":"10212195697091167106","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883213226183,"sku":"19737014652524775292","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883213258951,"sku":"32790223952622005411","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/9235619558031889660_2048.jpg?v=1791746381","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/fridgeus-teleportus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}