{"product_id":"grassus-munchus-regretus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Grassus Munchus Regretus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 48 (the page with a tiny green stain)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eGrassus Munchus Regretus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eForbidden (Easy to cast, hard to undo)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAbout four bites, then a dramatic pause\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 blade of grass, 1 brave tummy, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 lessons learned\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA tiny mint-green wizard in an orange hat finds one perfect blade of grass. \u003cem\u003eMunch.\u003c\/em\u003e Delicious. \u003cem\u003eMunch munch.\u003c\/em\u003e One more. Then her sparkly eyes go very wide, a little green swirl appears over her head, and she makes a very small \u003cem\u003euh-oh mrrp\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGrassus Munchus Regretus\u003c\/strong\u003e is a spell cats cast on themselves, every single time, with total confidence. The grass is always tasty. The regret is always sudden. Tomorrow she will eat the grass again, because hope lives in her little heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e keeping paper towels close, sprinting toward suspicious noises, and the urge to say \"I told you so\" to a cat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883230036167,"sku":"32137597209022895069","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883230068935,"sku":"34676298825865502486","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883230101703,"sku":"22759252391738519605","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883230134471,"sku":"28214181282854472981","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883230167239,"sku":"66097852011543937564","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883230200007,"sku":"10715241293896049341","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/8254307632208209887_2048.jpg?v=1791746616","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/grassus-munchus-regretus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}