{"product_id":"hairdryerus-duellus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Hairdryerus Duellus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 377 (the page that is suspiciously fluffy around the edges)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eHairdryerus Duellus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (easy to cast, terrible for her hairstyle)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eEvery morning, the moment the hair dryer roars to life\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 roaring pink hair dryer, 1 bathroom shelf and \u003cstrong\u003eone brave right paw\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt roars. It blows hot wind. It is pointing right at her. A chubby grey wizard cat in a yellow star hat plants her feet on the bathroom shelf and \u003cstrong\u003echallenges the hair dryer to a duel\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSwat! Swat, swat! The dryer does not back down. Neither does she. The wind whooshes, her whiskers flutter, her fur puffs up into a giant fluffy cloud, and still she fights on with honour. Eventually the human turns it off. She declares victory immediately. \u003cstrong\u003eBLOWOUT.\u003c\/strong\u003e She has never looked more voluminous in her life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e an incredibly fluffy morning routine, a cat who supervises every hair appointment, and the sudden confidence to fight household appliances.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67987773030599,"sku":"11487405674884188793","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67987773063367,"sku":"32110914593939858729","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67987773096135,"sku":"36835134727844008006","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67987773128903,"sku":"40732188332635003860","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67987773161671,"sku":"62472330960455759230","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67987773194439,"sku":"11061075011956215230","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/7496863896039196074_2048.jpg?v=1792683763","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/hairdryerus-duellus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}