{"product_id":"hammockus-swayus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Hammockus Swayus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 71 (the page that swings gently when you open it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eHammockus Swayus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCantrip (so relaxing it barely counts as casting)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eOne slow sway to the left\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 tiny striped hammock, 1 dangling paw, 0 meetings on the calendar\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomewhere between two sticks and a sunbeam, a tiny pink wizard has strung up a pastel hammock and climbed in with one paw dangling over the edge. She gives you a lazy wink. She is not coming down. She has declared this a \u003cstrong\u003eno-meetings zone\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLeft. Right. Left. The world rocks gently. Emails go unanswered. Deadlines drift away like dandelion fluff. Every sway gets a sleepy little \u003cstrong\u003emrrp\u003c\/strong\u003e, and her tail keeps time like a pendulum of pure chill. Only sway. \u003cstrong\u003eWHEE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__fit\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. \u003cstrong\u003eGift idea:\u003c\/strong\u003e a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/strong\u003e just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e swaying slightly while standing in line, declining calendar invites with a wink, and an urge to install a hammock somewhere it absolutely does not fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__spellbook\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant the full story?\u003c\/strong\u003e Read \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/the-spellbook\/hammockus-swayus\"\u003eHammockus Swayus\u003c\/a\u003e in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67896489607367,"sku":"20467051892243312117","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67896489640135,"sku":"31457465142365159106","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67896489672903,"sku":"30480668011664510915","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67896489705671,"sku":"13715821953782081687","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67896489738439,"sku":"12419908693546448774","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67896489771207,"sku":"38117327525023455835","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/hammockus-swayus-wizard-cat-shirt_main.jpg?v=1792192869","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/hammockus-swayus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}