{"product_id":"harnessus-flopus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Harnessus Flopus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 43 (the page that refused to turn over)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eHarnessus Flopus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (Moderate, she has decided she does not walk)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe moment you clip on the leash\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 brand-new harness, 1 hopeful walk, and \u003cstrong\u003e1 cat that has turned into a puddle\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou bought the harness. You watched the videos. You clipped her in, opened the door, and our tiny wizard \u003cstrong\u003eflopped onto her side like a sack of flour\u003c\/strong\u003e. She will not stand. She will not walk. She has forgotten how legs work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHarnessus Flopus is a spell of passive resistance. She isn't upset, she's just boneless. You'll end up carrying her around the garden like a fluffy loaf. That was the plan all along.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick her on your water bottle and take her on walks the easy way. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e walks that turn into carrying, an urge to flop over when asked to do things, and neighbors who think you're carrying a loaf of bread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883336138951,"sku":"16927554940545347043","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883336171719,"sku":"21548123785976770342","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883336204487,"sku":"21257061216156964685","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883336237255,"sku":"75080330756570929136","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/14531022466525152813_1200.jpg?v=1791748886","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/harnessus-flopus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}