{"product_id":"hoodieus-stringus-pullus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Hoodieus Stringus Pullus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 85 (the page with a string hanging off it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eHoodieus Stringus Pullus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCantrip (one string, one tug)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eWhile you are looking for your keys\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 comfy grey hoodie, 1 drawstring, 1 yellow cat with very determined teeth\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour favorite grey hoodie was lying on the floor, soft and slouchy and minding its own business. Then a tiny yellow wizard spotted the drawstring, crouched low, wiggled her butt and grabbed it in her teeth with a fierce little squeak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne string. One tug. She backs up, tail high, pulling with all her might, until the whole thing slithers free. It is gone forever now. You will never thread it back in. She knows this. She is \u003cstrong\u003eso proud\u003c\/strong\u003e. \u003cstrong\u003eGOOD LUCK.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__fit\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. \u003cstrong\u003eGift idea:\u003c\/strong\u003e a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/strong\u003e just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e tying knots in every drawstring you own, owning one safety pin just for hoodie repairs, and an urge to wiggle whenever a string dangles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__spellbook\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant the full story?\u003c\/strong\u003e Read \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/the-spellbook\/hoodieus-stringus-pullus\"\u003eHoodieus Stringus Pullus\u003c\/a\u003e in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67896496160967,"sku":"31527123342087180578","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67896496193735,"sku":"88501948567925084265","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67896496226503,"sku":"33267434980319893756","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67896496259271,"sku":"23705050725981083176","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67896496292039,"sku":"45313735107048845751","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67896496324807,"sku":"28457550059303874438","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/hoodieus-stringus-pullus-wizard-cat-shirt_main.jpg?v=1792192882","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/hoodieus-stringus-pullus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}