{"product_id":"jumpus-failus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Jumpus Failus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 31 (the page with a pawprint that just misses the edge)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eJumpus Failus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Requires confidence she absolutely does not have)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eWhenever someone is watching\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 counter, 1 overconfident leap, and \u003cstrong\u003ea loud scraping sound on the way down\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe looks at the counter. She wiggles. She calculates. She launches herself into the air like a graceful champion and \u003cstrong\u003emisses by about three inches\u003c\/strong\u003e. There's scrabbling. There's a thump. There's a very long silence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJumpus Failus is an advanced spell, because the real magic comes after: convincing everyone it was on purpose. She'll stare at you. If you laugh, she'll remember it. She has a very long memory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut her somewhere safe and flat, like your laptop lid. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e holding back laughter at the worst possible moment, a nervous urge to stand near counters, and a newfound love of gentle landing pads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883334729927,"sku":"11203607169313248759","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883334762695,"sku":"26309301545764053785","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883334795463,"sku":"18372028766362199593","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883334828231,"sku":"31501617863503265367","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/4982937295246119683_1200.jpg?v=1791748741","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/jumpus-failus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}