{"product_id":"knockus-offus-tableus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Knockus Offus Tableus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 9 (the page with the coffee stain)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eKnockus Offus Tableus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eForbidden (Effortless)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eExactly when you're watching\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e2 treats, 1 full mug, 1 human saying \"no,\" and \u003cstrong\u003e0 remorse\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ritual never changes. Our tiny wizard, in a slightly-too-big pink hat, hops onto the table with a happy little \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e. Sits. Tucks in their beans. \u003cstrong\u003eStares into your soul with enormous, sparkly eyes.\u003c\/strong\u003e One soft, toe-beaned paw reaches out, slowly, sweetly, like a magician who has never once been told no and listened. Boop. The mug wobbles. You whisper \"\u003cstrong\u003eplease\u003c\/strong\u003e.\" The cat blinks at you, very lovingly, and \u003cstrong\u003egravity does the rest.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars believe this spell has been cast \u003cstrong\u003emore times than anyone can count\u003c\/strong\u003e since the invention of shelves. No cat has ever apologized. Most were rewarded with chin scratches within the minute, thanks to the spell's \u003cstrong\u003esecondary effect, Cutenus Overwhelmus\u003c\/strong\u003e: it is scientifically impossible to stay mad at a face that round.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e strangers showing you 47 photos of their cat, uncontrollable \"awww\"s from every pet owner within 20 feet, and a sudden urge to move your drink away from the edge. 🐾\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67882696245447,"sku":"21123448962543474605","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67882696278215,"sku":"29270998052323010635","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67882696310983,"sku":"26933529595995823484","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67882696343751,"sku":"26921474774708945652","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67882696376519,"sku":"19419735576080546586","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67882696409287,"sku":"86130919790404606446","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/328503671588000315_2048.jpg?v=1791739791","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/knockus-offus-tableus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}