{"product_id":"lapus-imprisonus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Lapus Imprisonus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 46 (the page that will not let you get up)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eLapus Imprisonus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Easy for her, impossible for you)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAs soon as you really need to pee\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 warm lap, 1 smug peeking eye, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 permission to stand up\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou sit down for just a minute. A tiny wizard in a green hat climbs onto your lap, turns around three times, and melts into a warm purring loaf. You are now \u003cstrong\u003elegally stuck\u003c\/strong\u003e. One sparkly eye peeks open, very smug, as if to say: \u003cem\u003emrrp, you live here now.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is \u003cstrong\u003eLapus Imprisonus\u003c\/strong\u003e, the coziest prison in the world. Need the bathroom? Too bad. Phone on the table? It's gone now. Leg asleep? You are a chair. No human has ever broken this spell, because moving a sleeping cat is against the rules of the universe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e cold tea you couldn't reach, numb legs, a full bladder, and the happiest heart you've had all week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883225710791,"sku":"10001083491801006706","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883225743559,"sku":"16687418499994924855","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883225776327,"sku":"15869497579875597732","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883225809095,"sku":"30134710495314533506","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883225841863,"sku":"43009001836080382263","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883225874631,"sku":"33520732486170786483","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/12355799147061454166_2048.jpg?v=1791746559","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/lapus-imprisonus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}