{"product_id":"laundrus-cleanus-furrus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Laundrus Cleanus Furrus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 18 (the page that smells like dryer sheets)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eLaundrus Cleanus Furrus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (Effortless, gravity does most of it)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe exact second the laundry comes out\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 warm basket, 1 dark sweater, and \u003cstrong\u003e1,000,000 white hairs\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou fold one shirt. You turn around. A tiny fluffy wizard in a purple hat is now lying in the middle of your warm, clean, \u003cem\u003edark\u003c\/em\u003e clothes, sparkly eyes wide open, looking extremely pleased with herself. She gives one sleepy \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e and melts into the pile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is \u003cstrong\u003eLaundrus Cleanus Furrus\u003c\/strong\u003e, a spell that turns any clean black outfit into a cozy fur blanket. It only works on fresh laundry, and it works best on the outfit you need for tomorrow. The lint roller is not a counter-spell. Nothing is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e owning three lint rollers, folding laundry around a cat, and wearing her fur proudly as a badge of love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883228528839,"sku":"13785228959319603580","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883228561607,"sku":"30433659577779941109","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883228594375,"sku":"24775298049725324243","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883228627143,"sku":"30603665838752700393","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883228659911,"sku":"19230920326540483258","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883228692679,"sku":"28029265308038641173","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/12232270095890423880_2048.jpg?v=1791746596","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/laundrus-cleanus-furrus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}